This Blog is About DOGS

Thank you Cole Mohr, for proving that male models don't have to actually work. I actually think he's kind of funny, but I like to complain. He and his friends act like me and my friends, they just do it more attractively. In fact, some of his friends were just plain dorks. This is actually like the third time that male models have made me feel better about myself. The first was when I met a group of them in Houston, and up close without makeup, they're a wreck. They had ribs stickin' out everywhere and their breath just smelled of puke and Red Bull. I get to eat. And it stays there.