This is Mr. Pearl, a corset manufacturer. Apparently he also uses his products. But I want to know how this even works? This may be the only appropriate time to say that I want to see that guy shirtless. No homo.

His Site

Octo-Porn

Yes, Octomom was finally offered a porn contract of $1 million. My fantasies are finally coming true!

... Mhm. I said it. But seriously, who the hell wants to see that? Are the kids involved? Will her lips be a nuisance? I have so many questions, but my little fingers can only Google so fast. I have not found a clear answer from her, only the official letter she was sent, brought to us by TMZ (thank you, almighty god). By the way, without TMZ, I would truly have no life. Back to Octoporn though, apparently she has not given a full decision, but in all interviews managed to budge in a bit about her new reality show. Because we needed another one of those. I'm actually swearing at her picture right now. No joke.

This Blog is About DOGS

Thank you Cole Mohr, for proving that male models don't have to actually work. I actually think he's kind of funny, but I like to complain. He and his friends act like me and my friends, they just do it more attractively. In fact, some of his friends were just plain dorks. This is actually like the third time that male models have made me feel better about myself. The first was when I met a group of them in Houston, and up close without makeup, they're a wreck. They had ribs stickin' out everywhere and their breath just smelled of puke and Red Bull. I get to eat. And it stays there.

White Boys Dance

I was trying to find an MP3 version of this song, and came across this video. Entertained me for at least an hour.