8.24.2009

Octo-Porn

Yes, Octomom was finally offered a porn contract of $1 million. My fantasies are finally coming true!

... Mhm. I said it. But seriously, who the hell wants to see that? Are the kids involved? Will her lips be a nuisance? I have so many questions, but my little fingers can only Google so fast. I have not found a clear answer from her, only the official letter she was sent, brought to us by TMZ (thank you, almighty god). By the way, without TMZ, I would truly have no life. Back to Octoporn though, apparently she has not given a full decision, but in all interviews managed to budge in a bit about her new reality show. Because we needed another one of those. I'm actually swearing at her picture right now. No joke.

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