This is Mr. Pearl, a corset manufacturer. Apparently he also uses his products. But I want to know how this even works? This may be the only appropriate time to say that I want to see that guy shirtless. No homo.

His Site

Octo-Porn

Yes, Octomom was finally offered a porn contract of $1 million. My fantasies are finally coming true!

... Mhm. I said it. But seriously, who the hell wants to see that? Are the kids involved? Will her lips be a nuisance? I have so many questions, but my little fingers can only Google so fast. I have not found a clear answer from her, only the official letter she was sent, brought to us by TMZ (thank you, almighty god). By the way, without TMZ, I would truly have no life. Back to Octoporn though, apparently she has not given a full decision, but in all interviews managed to budge in a bit about her new reality show. Because we needed another one of those. I'm actually swearing at her picture right now. No joke.

This Blog is About DOGS

Thank you Cole Mohr, for proving that male models don't have to actually work. I actually think he's kind of funny, but I like to complain. He and his friends act like me and my friends, they just do it more attractively. In fact, some of his friends were just plain dorks. This is actually like the third time that male models have made me feel better about myself. The first was when I met a group of them in Houston, and up close without makeup, they're a wreck. They had ribs stickin' out everywhere and their breath just smelled of puke and Red Bull. I get to eat. And it stays there.

White Boys Dance

I was trying to find an MP3 version of this song, and came across this video. Entertained me for at least an hour.

The New Buddhism

I'm back! Finally. I've been looking around the internet about religion because I've been considering getting involved in a religion I actually believe in, instead of letting my family choose for me. So, I looked up Buddhism. I found that a shocking number of people are practicing Buddhist customs, but do not believe in a higher being. They fast and perform other self-denying practices to experience enlightenment and Nirvana. I also saw it referred to as "Atheibuddhism" (a combination of Atheism and Buddhism). I don't know a lot about the subject so if anyone else has information for me, please tell!

Lady In The Water

So, I've watched this movie a few times and I love it. However, I've heard a couple negative opinions about it. So I'm here to crush those people and make them feel as if they are dirt. Not really, I'm just going to review it.
Yea, it starts off slow, but the cave drawings are phenomenal and the story is well thought out. I heard that the idea began with a bedtime story M. Night used to tell his kids (Creepy much?). His kids were obsessed with it, so they made it a movie. Shyamalan's movies are always thinkers, but this one's simple enough for your slower friends. I also suggest young, aspiring actors to watch this movie and it's interviews. The main character portrays a completely different personality than her own, it's truly inspiring. This movie also explains the different characters in a performance or story and their importance and tendencies. If you aren't an actor, it's still a great movie. And the
"Lady" gets naked. That's always a plus.