tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25379897782153843752011-11-04T10:40:08.397-04:00Does this make me important?William Christopherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03089473471210988050noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2537989778215384375.post-47001071084066504442009-08-25T20:50:00.004-04:002009-08-26T00:18:18.322-04:00

This is Mr. Pearl, a corset manufacturer. Apparently he also uses his products. But I want to know how this even works? This may be the only appropriate time to say that I want to see that guy shirtless. No homo.His Site

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Yes, Octomom was finally offered a porn contract of $1 million. My fantasies are finally coming true!... Mhm. I said it. But seriously, who the hell wants to see that? Are the kids involved? Will her lips be a nuisance? I have so many questions, but my little fingers can only Google so fast. I have not found a clear answer from her, only the official letter she was sent, brought to us by TMZ (

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Thank you Cole Mohr, for proving that male models don't have to actually work. I actually think he's kind of funny, but I like to complain. He and his friends act like me and my friends, they just do it more attractively. In fact, some of his friends were just plain dorks. This is actually like the third time that male models have made me feel better about myself. The first was when I met a group

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I was trying to find an MP3 version of this song, and came across this video. Entertained me for at least an hour.

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I'm back! Finally. I've been looking around the internet about religion because I've been considering getting involved in a religion I actually believe in, instead of letting my family choose for me. So, I looked up Buddhism. I found that a shocking number of people are practicing Buddhist customs, but do not believe in a higher being. They fast and perform other self-denying practices to

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So, I've watched this movie a few times and I love it. However, I've heard a couple negative opinions about it. So I'm here to crush those people and make them feel as if they are dirt. Not really, I'm just going to review it.Yea, it starts off slow, but the cave drawings are phenomenal and the story is well thought out. I heard that the idea began with a bedtime story M. Night used to tell his

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Everybody wants them, you can't deny it. Even men need to lose a little weight nowadays. I am a cross country runner and usually run 7 miles a day, but even with that I get a little meat on me every once in a while. Here's what I have learned from the gurus:Eat slow, let it sink in. When you eat quickly, it takes your body longer to register what you've already eaten. This is good at parties.

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With the Olympics in full swing, I've noticed the gap between men and women's athletic ability. A thousand years ago, women weren't even allowed to do sport activities, and now they are catching up (and some even dominating) in athletics. I think that in another thousand years, men and women will be physically equal, aside from genitals of course... and gender will become less important. Another

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So I was with some people today who were being very rude (J-walking, yelling in resturaunts) and it made me think, do these people know manners and choose not to use them, or do they simply not know them? I'm not talking about those dumb rules you learn at tea partys, just the relevant ones that make you not look like a jackass.Think about how your shirt will be portrayed in terms of where you

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When I made this, I decided right away that I wouldn't use my real name. Partly because my agenda does not include rape and/or death, but mostly because this blog isn't about me. William is a name I liked, and the name I used to pretend I was when I was little. For some reason, the name William made me think of a gentleman, or a handsome, intelligent superhero in disguise. And to this day, I want

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Well, first of all, my sister and I concluded that they were filming a porn film. The hardcore music, one guy three girls in a hot tub. It's very obvious. But I have watched this with several people and all of them just laugh and call her a loser. Am I really the only one that felt bad for her? And I must admit, I am not the most sympathetic person, but good god!

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Ms. America was right.

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Yea so I've been Myspacemusic surfing for quite some time now, and I've found some orgasmic bands. Hope you like them!Screamo:NovistaBrokencydeLight Music: Flight Pattern SoKo Lolz (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146459334) Scott Simons Sia Orba Squara Andrew Bird Justin Nozuka Minus The BearRap/Hip Hop: Rob G Rasheeda AfromanRock

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It is currently 11:50 PM and I can't sleep. I have to wake up at 7:30, but I really don't give a shit right now. :) I've been thinking about starting a blog for a while now, but I just never went through with it. I'm not looking to make a blog for all my friends to read and laugh because they get the inside joke. I put all that stuff on Facebook. I want to use this as a way to say what I really

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